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March 3, 2006

Shakespeare's Lesser Known Poems

My English Literature background is showing... I found this hilarious!


*The Hokey Pokey*
Shakespearean Style


O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke.
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt.
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:32 PM

    Hilarious! Can't stop laughing! "Surely canst go, girl. ... Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about." Great, great, great! :)

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